what women want????
got this in an email this morning.... issit true??
****************************
1. Body Odor -- A picture of a sweaty virile man might look great to us girls, but that's because it's not scratch and sniff (hmm, that’s another turn-off, come to think of it. Please try to leave this activity to the professional baseball players). In any case, gentlemen, we want you to sweat in the gym and get in shape for us. We just don’t want to smell you doing it. Particularly when you're nowhere near the gym. And don’t try the trick of covering it up with tons of aftershave. It doesn’t work. Repeat after me, "Shower and deodorant. Shower and deodorant."
2. Dirty Fingernails -- We’re big on hands. We like to look at yours. We like to decide if your hands are big or small, and if it matters. And ultimately, we want those hands to touch us, caress us and massage us. But ick! Not if the fingernails are dirty! You don’t need a professional manicure. Tidy and trimmed is all we ask for.
3. Uh, Sound Effects -- Why is it that Southern bodily emissions are so popular with men? We don’t get a kick out of it! We don’t admire your expertise, your bi-tonal ability, your volume. We all do it (yes, even women, no matter what we say). We just don’t need to share! Please "hum" quietly to yourself.
4. Idle Ogling -- We know you like looking at women. We’d be worried if you didn’t. But do you have to do it when you’re with us? Here we are, all dolled up, trying to make a big impression, and you’re staring at some other babe click-clacking by. When you’re with us, we want to feel like we’re the only woman in the world. Just for that moment, please?
5. All About You -- As we’re getting to know you, a certain amount of discussion about you is going to be necessary. But some men seem to think there is no more interesting subject in the universe than themselves. Please involve us in the conversation. We want to contribute too. And remember, if you only seem to care about yourself in conversation, we’re probably imagining you’re the same in the sack.
6. Oral Flecks -- This is probably more of a regional issue, but chewing tobacco looks really horrible all in your teeth. Gentleman, at some point, you want us to kiss you with gusto, and it's just not an appealing proposition if we're going to have to maneuver around a mouthful of chaw. In this same section, I'll add general bad breath for the same overall reason. Remember, floss is your friend.
************************************
well, number 6 is definitely true for me... smelling tobacco is a big turn off for me.... aarrrgghhh.....
oh well....
By 
, at
7/12/06 12:49
Very nice site! lotto
By , at
7/3/07 05:46